~M.A.K.A.R.O.N.I bakar~

mggu lepas konon2 nak wat Makaroni Goreng...
tp last2 wat Makaroni Bakar
(alah..lebih kurang jer pun)
spesial-rikues oleh abg TNB aka abe Nije ku iteww..
hmm..ikut jer la..nak wat cemane...
"SAYA-ng Yang Menurut Perintah" kan..

Lepas call mak mentua
(cam biasa la kan bg menantu2 yg x reti sangat masak nih)
bermula la kerja2 memasak.
Setat kul brp? kul 12.00 tgh mlm lepas aku tgk tv.
haku nih kalo time datang MUD rajin,
x kira la kul brp walopun esok nk keje.

So lepas bertungkus lumut, siap la Makaroni Bakar
lebih kurang kul 2.00 pagi!

INILAH HASILNYER:

memula goreng makaroni

buh dalam loyang

ditaburi cheese (sesaje nak tambah)
lepas tuh bako la sampai rentung...
opsss...sampai masak..
haku ari tuh bako lebih kurang sejam sengah
(itu termasuk yg haku terlelap depan tv ok)

Nota Kaki Busuk Punya Olang! :
biler la nak vuat chis-kek plak..
bhn dah ade,
MUD jer blm ade..
kueskueskueskues..

~K.A.K.I. gatal?~

hahahah..

korang mesti eran + tertanya2 kan..

kaki milik abg TNBku yg tersayang...

blk keje tuh mengadu tapak kaki gatal katanya.

dah tuh?

nak soh haku nak garu dengan pisau pemotong daging??

haku senang jer...

ikut petua @ skill mak & arwah ayah haku salu buat..

biasanya skill nih dipratikkan bila tapak kaki

GATAL YANG TERAMAT SANGAT

terutama bila tapak kaki @ kulit terkene ulat bulu.

ulat bulu gatal tau!

CARA-CARA nyer:

i- teteskan lilin pada tapak kaki

ii - biarkan sampai lilin tuh beku..

iii - ulang sesuka hati sampai puas ati @ ilang GATAL.

(xde ler pedih sangat pun kene lilin panas nih..sikit2 jer..
nnt lame2 syok sbb dh ilang rasa gatal kaki tuh)

AMARAN:

sebarang pelakuan yg melibatkan

KEBAKARAN/KECEDERAAN/MUSIBAH

adalah dibawah

TANGGUNGAN PELAKU SENDIRI

dan

TIADA KENA MENGENA dengan penulis (haku ler tuh)

Nota Kaki Busuk Punya Olang!:

.::CARA INI BOLEH DIPRAKTIKKAN BAGI LELAKI2 @ SUAMI2 YANG MIANG.

CUMA "TEMPAT" NAK DITETES ADALAH BERLAINAN::.
(kwangg..kwangg..kwangg...)

~G.I.L.A memBLOG~

hahh..
hamek ngko nyah...
sekali haku MENGGILA MEMBLOG..
setambun haku post dalam nih
(pst...ala..kopi- pes jer pun,
sesambil tggu abg TNB mengHAYUN reketnyer)
wakakakak...

ntah ari nih tetiba datang rajin nak bersihkan tingkap neh
dr sesawang & sarang2 lelabah..
lepas tuh gatal nak edit2, sampai x bleh nak bukak
x pasal2 haku kene restart pc..
nampak sangat tangan haku nih xde nilai2 kesenian!
cam siottttt jer...menguji kesabaran tol...
iskkkkk..

xpe la..hasilnyer...nampak la tingkap nih ade penghuni..
penghuni ker...?
ermmm.... ape2 jer la..

Nota Kaki Busuk Punya Olang! :
ntah ape2 jer haku ari nehh..

~"S.O.R.R.Y For The Stupid Things"~

Sometimes we wish for the better
When we have it good as it gets
Sometimes the grass isn’t greener
Sometimes we find out we forget
Sometimes the fool doesn’t know he’s a fool
Sometimes a dog he don’t know he’s a dog
Sometimes I do stupid things to you
When I really don’t mean it all

Sometimes a man
Is gon’ be a man
It’s not an excuse
It’s just how it is
Sometimes the wrong
Don’t know that they’re wrong
Sometimes the strong
Ain’t always so strong
Sometimes a girl
Is gon’ be a girl
She don’t wanna deal with all the drama in your world
God knows I don’t mean to give it to you
So girl I’m sorry for the stupid things I wish I didn’t do but I do
Oh so sorry, oh no, oh so sorry

Sometimes I wish I was smarter
Wish I was a bit more like you
Not making stupid decisions made at the last minute
You live to regret when it’s through

Well, sometimes the fool doesn’t know he’s a fool
And sometimes a dog he don’t know he’s a dog
Sometimes I do stupid things to you
When I really didn’t mean it all

Sometimes a man
Is gon’ be a man
It’s not an excuse
It’s just how it is
Sometimes the wrong
Don’t know that they’re wrong
Sometimes the strong
Can’t always be strong
Sometimes a girl
Is gon’ be a girl
She don’t wanna deal with all the drama in your world
God knows I don’t mean to give it to you
So girl I’m sorry for the stupid things I wish I didn’t do but I do

Sometimes the fool doesn’t know he’s a fool
Sometimes a dog he don’t know he’s a dog
Sometimes I do stupid things to you
When I really didn’t mean it at all, at all

Sometimes a man
Is gon’ be a man
It’s not an excuse
It’s just how it is
Sometimes the wrong
Don’t know that they’re wrong
Sometimes the strong
Ain’t always so strong
Sometimes a girlIs gon’ be a girl
She don’t wanna deal with all the drama in your world
God knows I don’t mean to give it to you
So girl I’m sorry for the stupid things I wish I didn’t do but I do

Nota Kaki Busuk Punya Olang! :
cam best jer word dier....nih pun kopi-pes dr blog lam frenster lelame :p

~W.H.A.T actually L.O.V.E is…??~

LOVE IS…Being happy for the other person when they are happy.Being sad for the other person when they are sad.Being together in good times n bad times.Love is the source of strength.

LOVE IS…Being honest with yourself at all times.Being honest with the other person at all times.Telling, listening, respecting the truth and never pretending.Love is the source of reality.

LOVE IS…An understanding which is so complete,That you feel as if you are a part of the other person.Accepting the other person just the way they areAnd not trying to change them to be someone else.Love is the source of unity.

LOVE IS…The freedom to purse your own desires,while sharing your experiences with the other person.The growth of one individual along side ofand together with the growth of another individual.Love is the source of success.

LOVE IS…The excitement of planning things together.The excitement of doing things together.Love is the source of the future.

LOVE IS…The fury of the storm.The calm of the rainbow.Love is the source of passion.

LOVE IS…Giving and taking in daily situation.Being patient with each other needs and desires.Love is the source of sharing.

LOVE IS…Knowing that the other person will always be with you,regardless of what happens.Missing the other person when they are away,but remaining near in the heart at all times.love is the source of security.

L.O.V.E IS THE SOURCE OF LIFE

Nota Kaki Busuk Punya Olang! :
nih aku kopi-pes dr blog dalam frenster haku ok...

~E.A.S.Y vs D.I.F.F.I.C.U.L.T~

Easy - to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult - to recognize our own mistakes

Easy - to talk without thinking
Difficult - to refrain the tongue

Easy - to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult - to heal the wound

Easy - to forgive others
Difficult - to ask for forgiveness

Easy - to set rules.
Difficult - to follow them...

Easy - to dream every night.
Difficult - to fight for a dream...

Easy - to show victory.
Difficult - to assume defeat with dignity...

Easy - to admire a full moon.
Difficult - to see the other side...

Easy - to stumble with a stone.
Difficult - to get up...

Easy - to enjoy life every day.
Difficult - to give its real value...

Easy - to promise something to someone
Difficult - to fulfill that promise...

Easy - to say we love.
Difficult - to show it every day...

Easy - to criticize others.
Difficult - to improve oneself...

Easy - to make mistakes.
Difficult - to learn from them...

Easy - to weep for a lost love.
Difficult - to take care of it so not to lose it.

Easy - to think about improving.
Difficult - to stop thinking it and put it into action....

Easy - to think bad of others
Difficult - to give them the benefit of doubt....

Easy - to receive
Difficult - to give

Easy - to read this
Difficult - to follow

Easy - keep the friendship with words
Difficult - to keep it with meaning

Nota Kaki Busuk Punya Olang! :
btol x? ade kene mengena ngan kehidupan seharian kan?

~T.H.E S.K.I.N G.U.R.U~

The 6 Biggest Skin-Care - 86% of users found this article helpful.

If there's one thing I stress to my patients, it's that great skin doesn't require spending a fortune on some "miracle cream" made from rare seaweed from the Arctic Circle! It's all about simple good habits. But let's approach those habits from the opposite direction: What are the most damaging bad habits that I see time and time again?

1. USING A CLEANSER WITH HARSH DETERGENTS: Many people assume that the suds of their vigorously foaming cleanser are a good sign -- surely they'll leave skin extra clean. Unfortunately, copious suds are generally a sign that your cleanser contains a harsh detergent, like lauryl sulfate, that strips skin of vital lipids. (And don't get me started on bar soap -- that is always a no-no.) Instead, look for cleansers that contain fatty acids and will actually fortify your skin, like Dove's ProAge products, or even simple cold cream. If you have particularly dry skin, I recommend cleansing oils, which remove dirt and makeup without disturbing your skin's natural protective barrier.

2. NOT USING A RETINOID: Retinol, a form of vitamin A, is the only topical ingredient proven not only to prevent lines and wrinkles but to minimize the ones you already have. Past the age of 30, I recommend seeing a dermatologist for a higher-concentration prescription retinoid (like Retin-A, Differin, or Tazorac, for example), but there are also many great over-the-counter creams that contain lower concentrations of retinol. I like Roc Retinol Correxion Deep Wrinkle Night Cream, Neutrogena Healthy Skin Night Cream, and SkinCeuticals Retinol 1.0.

3. SPENDING TOO MUCH ON SKIN CARE: Splurging on the beautiful packaging and luxurious scents of pricey boutique skin care lines can feel wonderfully pampering -- provided you know that it's absolutely not necessary for great skin. In fact, many of my favorite products are made by drugstore brands, because those companies have the large budgets for top-notch research and development. If you have to choose, put your money toward that prescription retinoid, and buy the rest of your regimen at the drugstore.

4. GETTING FACIALS: Yes, that's right -- you can strike facials from your skin-care budget and actually be doing your skin a favor! Studies show that as many as 80% of people break out after a facial. Aestheticians often don't know which products are right for the skin of each client, and may use ingredients that can worsen acne, or essential oils that tend to irritate sensitive skin. Even if you don't break out, there are really no long-term benefits to facials.

5. WASHING YOUR FACE AT THE WRONG TIME: Always wash your face after you rinse out your hair products and conditioner in the shower, never before. Many conditioners contain pore-clogging isopropyl myristate and other hair products often contain coconut oil -- both are common acne-causing ingredients that you don't want to leave on your skin.

6. NOT USING SUNSCREEN EVERY DAY: Not just for your trip to the beach. Not just during the long summer days. Every day. Yes, it's important to be even more vigilant if you plan to spend lots of time in direct sunlight. But incidental sun exposure typically accounts for more of our lifetime exposure to ultraviolet rays than those days at the beach. Walking to and from your car, dashing out of the office for a sandwich, or sitting outside for a few minutes adds up -- make sure you're covered with at least SPF 15, every day.

Wishing you great skin!

Dr. Baumann is author of the best-selling book, " The Skin Type Solution." To learn more about her revolutionary skin typing system, visit her Web site, SkinTypeSolutions.com. All of Dr. Baumann's recommended skin care products are available online, and a portion of proceeds goes to The Dermatology Foundation.


Nota Kaki Busuk Punya Olang! : untok panduan kite bersame yerr....Haku kopi-pes jer pon..

~B.A.R.A.N.G-barang kesayangan haku~

Sesaje nak tempek kat sini antara barang2
kesayangan haku dr dulu sampai skang neh.

(ari nih giler mem-blog..so haku bantai tempek
ape2 ikut suka2 hati haku)

dah tentu cincin kawin aku neh ha....20.08.2006.
Sampai skang pakai lg..

maksud haku xde nak tuko @ hap-gred..
op-kos neber hap-gred..sentimental value beb!

nih plak almari kesayangan aku.
bercinta nak beli taww..

beli dr Ayu X-opismet haku yg nak
pindah ke Taipei time tuh...

tgh2 kering lak.. akhirnya dapat jugak.

nih plak adiah 2nd wedding anibersari

thn lepas. bak kata abg TNB

"..murah jer tp dibeli dengan penuh

kaseyyy dan sayang...." hehehehe...

nih plak adiah besdey thn lepas (2008).
sangat2 sukeee nyer.. Thanks Sayang!

Nota Kaki Busuk Punya Olang! :
ari nih mud ok tp x berapa nak stabil tawww
...nebes! nebes!

~P.E.R.N.A.H tak........~

nih haku jumpa dalam blog sorang blogger. so haku kopi-pes & edit ape yg patut. credit to litlepink ke ape ntah nama dia...

1. pernah tertidur di bilik darjah?
selalu! Terutama time subjek GEO..nampak tekun, khusyuk & tawadduk
haku mengadap buku tuh, suku inci jer buku tu dr muka haku nih.

2. pernah makan daging khinzir a.k.a BABI?
setakat nih x penah lagi.. tp kawan aku ade ler. Dia ingatkan daging bakar. Sedap jer cubit daging tuh. Kawan2 non-muslim x sempat nak sound dia.
(moral of the story: mintak izin dulu sblm main terjah makanan org!)

3. pernah termuntah dlm kenderaan?
mmg keje aku pun terutama time kecit2 dulu. Nk g mane2 mak aku stenbai pastik utk aku. Skang mabuk kete gk tp ok ler..x ler teruk cam dulus2.

4. pernah pukul kawan?
pukul? Tumbuk ade! Sapa soh dia ejek nama bapak haku. Pantang tau! Hambek ko! Mata dia yg baru lepas 2 bln operate sbb kene lastik ngan buluh olh kazen dia, haku bantai tumbuk. Meraung sora jantan ko! (tp budak tuh dah ninggal sbb mati lemas thn 1995 kalo x silap aku. Al-Fatihah buat Awang Jamadi Awg. Hassan) Haku maafkan ko sbb tuh budak kecit punye hal.

5. pernah menampar rakan anda?
penah! Masa haku form 4 thn 1996. Kazen haku. Haku dah warning jgn sentuh PIPI HAKU tp dia p try pegang pipi haku. Dia ingat haku just warning tp.... piappp...!! hambek ngkau! Satu kelas gelakkan dia. Tp kami dah berbaik2 dah masa raya thn biler ntah. tuh pun lepas haku dah keje sini (Putrajaya) :p

6. pernah merokok?
yup. Curik2 masa darjah bape ntah, darjah 3-4 cam tuh kot. Terpengaruh ngan kazen mazen + nak try rasa rokok cemane. Ingat lg brand rokok masa tuh, Marlboro yg kazen haku jumpa tepi jln. Wakaka.. Lepas tuh haku berani try curik rokok arwah bapak aku. Brand Djarum. Rasanya manis!

7. pernah mabuk tak?
uiskk... xpenah teguk air setan tuh weiii.. Tp masa kecik2 kawan ngan bebudak cina dulu nyaris2 la nak terminum Martel. selain dr tuh, Mabuk Laut ada la! Mmg salu!!!!..

8. pernah pegang ulo?
pernah.1st masa kat Aquaria KLCC time family in law vacation thn lps tp ulo albino kecit jer. 2nd masa kat Langkawi baru2 nih. 2 ekor. Sekor 5 kg, sekor 7 kg. Alah..rasa sejuk2 jer!

9. pernah tak rasa mcm nak mati?
penah. Masa haku apendiks pecah. Hari ke-3 lepas operation dengan segala jangkitan paru2+asma+dmm pns+cirit+batuk+kene gangguan sampai haku call abg TNB tgh2 mlm dgn sora lemah ckp cam nih "...bang.. ayg mintak maaf kalo ada salah silap selama ayg idup ngn abg. Ayg x tau sempat ke x jumpa esok. Ayg rasa cam dekat2 jer. Ayg dh x larat nk tanggung sakit nih. Ayg mintak halal mkn minum ayg. Doakan ayg.. " masa tuh mmg sedih giler..mak aku dah nangis2 dah tepi aku..

10. pernah alami dejavu (mimpi yg terjadi di alam realiti)?
penah. Tp x hengat mimpi aper.

11. pernah bermain dgn api?
penah. Masa main pondok2. masak2 (curik minyak masak& beras mak)

12. pernah menangis di tempat awam?
penah. Kat pantai teluk kemang P.D, N9 masa mak putus jari hantu belah kiri sbb tersepit kusi tepi pantai 10/8/2008 thn lps. Hari nih punya tarikh ok!. Dr tmpt kejadian, sampai dlm kete sampai Hosp PD seterusnyer Hosp Seremban haku melalak! Ilang rasa malu dah! Sampai nak call abg2 aku nk bgtau dh x sanggup dh. Rasa bersalah sangat kat mak sbb percutian yg konon aku nk balas jasa dia penat2 jaga aku kat Hosp Putrajaya masa apendiks tuh bertukar JADIK TRAGEDI...!!

13. pernah “melepas” di bilik darjah atau kuliah?
x penah ok..! Mak mmg ajar kalo berak kene g JAMBAN, bukan dalam KELAS.! Tp dulu penah laa time darjah 1 ke 2 (thn 1987-1988), cikgu soh kitorg jirus sorang budak lelaki yg berak cair blkg kelas. Ape lagi dgn terpaksanya kitorg buat gotong royong secara TERPAKSA! Busuk ya ampun! Dengar cite budak tuh dah ade isteri dah. wakakakakak!!

14. pernah jatuh basikal?
alah..kacang jer...jatuh2 pun haku ttp juara basikal kpg kategori “anak x dengar ckp!”

15. pernah ada kupu-kupu kat dlm perut?
kupu2 xder tp harap2 satu hari nnt ade BENIH ABZANIZAM dlm perut! AMIN..!! (tol x mak iti & kronies?)

16. pernah rindu seseorg tu teramat sangat tak?
setiap hari. arwah ayah. Al-Fatihah buat ayahanda Busla @ Busra @ Sera bin Utun bin Rais
(1938-2001). Kalo ayah ade, haku JANJI tanak lawan ckp dia, tanak gaduh2 dah, nak ikut jer ape dia suh buat! Lepas tuh gaji bulan2 nak kasik dia merasa walau sikit (menda yg x sempat haku buat) Uwaaaa...!

17. lepas apa-apa show atau event, pernah pengsan?
show @ event xde tp kalo perhimpunan masa sekolah rendah dulu mmg haku ler orgnyer!

18. pernah dilempar batu-batan?
x penah. Haku melempar org pun xpnh lg (setakat nih)

19. pernah ada lada sulah dlm mata?
lada sulah x de, tp Pencuci Serai Wangi ader! Panik giler babas tp diketawakan jer oleh abg TNB. Rasa nak kompang jer dia (tp dalam gurau2 haku tertepuk dahi dia dengan kuat dek kerana ter-over bergurau + terlebih kasar sambil menahan marah. :-ss ampun Bang!!

20. pernah ada surprise birthday party?
penah. X- aku wat. Thn 2003 kalo x silap. Dia dtg umh aku bawak kek (masa raya kat Kpg la) abg TNB x penah wat seprais..Sorry! Dia bukan mamat BUNGA @ Romentik persen.

21. pernah diet tak?
pernah. Thn 2004. 2 bulan x makan nasik ngko! Badan bergetah giler ngko..! Skang xbleh diet! Dugaan byk...wakakakaka..

22. pernah bogelkan seseorang?
penah. selalu. Best! wahhahaha.

23. pernah amek gambar diri anda sedang bogel?
penah. Wakakak..gila saiko. tak penah la! (xde keje lain?!!)

24. pernah clubbing sampai waktu subuh?
xpenah. Haku xpnh jejak kaki tempat cam tuh. Jejak tempat karaoke ade la. Tuh pun dah panik giler cam wat salah beso!

25. pernah naik lif dgn org yg ada bau badan yg busuk?
penah. selalu! Kat Pangsapuri Putera Harmoni Putrajaya, Presint 9. Balik keje berebut naik lif ngan bangla2. Sesak napas gue dong! Last2 ambik jalan selamat, naik tangga ke tkt 6 di Blok A tu!

26. pernah marah sampai rasa mcm nk bunuh orang?
selalu. Ada time haku datang gila, x bleh nk kontrol diri haku jadik di luar batasan. So time2 cam tuh, jangan la dekat ngan haku!

27. pernah putus cinta dgn kehadiran org ketiga?
penah. Cinta munyet. Thn 1994. haku mentah2 ditinggalkan bila ade budak baru lapor diri kat skolah haku. *gila babas tul frust time tuh* Paling x caya, haku jumpa balik mamat tuh mggu lepas. After 15 years!!! I kant belibit!!

28. pernah cuba nk bunuh diri?
penah. Zaman2 jahiliyah dulu, Telan pil ntah hape2. Panadol doploh bijik kot. x hengat sbb ape..tp tak mati pun! wakakaka.. kelako!

29. pernah cabar guru atau lecturer?
penah. chegu Shaidi. Chegu Geo masa pom 4 & 5. Org Kelantan.wahaha. Tebalik meja haku kerjakan (ganas x?) MASIN MULUT CHEGU, SPM Geo haku dapat 8!!!!!!!!!!!!

30. pernah hilang telefon bimbit?
Penah. Masa mula2 lapor diri keje sini (Putrajaya). Masa ramai2 duk kuarters. Arghh...!! Sampai mati haku x halalkan korg yg curik tuh! Siyes!

31. pernah kalah semasa berjudi?
xpenah. mane la aku reti berjudi. Pegang daun pun gigil2.

32. pernah diberitahu anda comel?
pernah. Alaaa...org mulut manis + ayat x hengat + buta sebelah jer yg ckp cam tuh..

33. pernah ada orang ‘crush’ dgn anda?
pernah. Zaman2 KEGEMILANGAN & SLIM SHADDY dulu kot. Skang nih sblh mata org x ingin nk pandang kecuali ABZANIZAM kot?

34. pernah terus terang tentang perasaan anda?
mmg aku out spoken. Xde nak selindung x kira ngan sapa2 pun. Haku x gheti nak hipokrit. Depan ckp lain, belakang ckp lain. So stupidd!

35. pernah terbabitkan diri anda dlm sebarang musibah?
penah lah beb. kita manusia. musibah tu kan ujian tanda DIA ingat kita

36. pernah bohong pada ibu bapa?
Ade ke org yg jujur sejujurnya?

37. pernah ditangkap berasmara dana atau berkhalwat?
xpenah. Mintak simpang malaikat la...

38. pernah melakukan ‘one night stand’?
berdiri satu mlm? Penat la weiii...bawak2 la duduk..wakakaka

39. penah dimalukan?
Penah. Seingat haku ade masa form 4 (time kene maki ngan kawan aku) & ada gk la waktu2 tertentu (time keje skolah x siap..kene berdiri @ mencangkung luar kelas. beramai2 ok!)

40. pernah x anda rasa cam nak gila?
Penah. Time tensiotttt cam nih..!!!!!!!! I lussss my kontrolll weiii...

~SAKIT KAPLA II~

Ari Ahad plak nyer citer..
cam biasa abg TNB keje.
Aku plak membuta ler....time cam nih ler nak bangun lambat.
Bangun2 tuh sakit kapla plak..
Aduh!! Tensiottttttttt..!!
Haku dah basah rambut mandi kapla, still x ok gak.
Sudahnyer sampai ke petang tuh menderita.
Azab sungguh kalo ssaaaaaakit kapla nih.
Sume mende x bleh nak buat.

Last2 haku call abg TNB,
Bestnyer x jawab tp dapat sms “..abg dah nak balik dah nih..”
Tgk jam baru kul 1.30 pm. Yahooo.!!!!!
Salu mamat tuh blk kul 5.00pm++ tawwww..
Ari nih tiba2 jer rasa rindu giler kat mamat ite tuh.
Ite2 tampok manggis tuh la buah ati pengarang jantung haku nih haa..
(bak kata awang, “..sokor la nakk..”) so SYUKURLAH...!

Dpt sms tuh, otometik haku terus jadik sihat, kuat & cergas
( x cergas mane pun sbb kapla still denyut2)
Terus capai vacuum, nak kemas2 umah (kelam kabut hengkau!!)
tgh2 vacuum, vacuum plak tetiba x bleh on.
(@!*&#&#&$) (nih kira sumpah seranah ala2 manja ler)
Siotttttt jer.
Haku bukak dia punye bekas habuk,
Bukan sampah sarap, “bulu” bebudak tuh yg berkilo2 dlm tuh).
Haku terus buang...still xbleh on!
Haku dah gabrabah....(gelabah la tuh)

So, haku duduk menangisi vacuum itu (korang nak caya ker? Aku tipu la)
bengong ape nak nangis depan vacuum?

So, jalan penyelesaian nyer.. Vacuum tuh haku letak tepi
(lufer nak OFF suis) Then haku meraba2, mencapai makhluk berbulu
berkaki 4 yg sibuk menayangkan diri depan haku.

Tp siotttttt lagikkk.. Tgh2 dok syok raba2, belai2 dorang,
Vacuum tuh tiba2 on sirik! Berhantu ker???
Anak bulus yg haku tgh pegang2 tuh ape lagi. Lompat aksi kijang ngko!
Nasib baik kuku kaki mu x kene muka ku.
Kalo x, naya jer muka yg x berapa nak licin nih berfarut & ber-cap jari anak bulus.

So dengan kelam-kaVutnyer haku meneruskan operasi memvacuum umh
dengan kelajuan se-maksimum mungkin. Dah settle, cepat2 mop ruang tamu & dapur.
Pah tuh tuko air air freshner yg beli dr kedai pakcu. Kasik umh wangi sket.
(Nak sambut laki balik kan!)
Petang tuh abg TNB bawak balik Rojak+Cendol+Cempedak Goreng!
Mau x membulat perut haku nih haaaaa... Mencekik memanjang!
Rezeki..sokor lah.....muahahahah!!

Memandangkan abg TNB kesayangan dah balik, haku ngadu ler sakit kapla
(alaaaa...sesambil nak manja2..bile lagik?)
Dia pun dengan rajin + PENUH kasih syg nyer terus urut tengkuk & picit kapla aku nih
(ekceli dia nak pujuk2 la tuh sbb ari semalam tuh buat aku sakit ati)

Haku try gk baring2 depan tv nak lelap mata
(ubat sakit kapla aku biasanya mandi kapla + tido=bangun dh ok dh tp x ok jugak)

Last2 sbb dh x tahan sangat ngn kepala cam nk pecag, haku naik bilik.
Haku membuta sampai ke 7.30pm! Hengkau! X hengat punye membuta!

Lepas tuh haku bangun, mandi kapla (konon nak ilangkan panas) Sama jugak.
Sampai ke malam la haku menderita. Hangin jer...
Rasa cam nak ngamuk jer bila tahap sakit kepala nih
Mencecah gaban punye skill)

Tp dalam menderita tuh haku sempat buat keje berikut:

+ tuko pasir bebudak tuh+ mop bilik dorang
(kali nih guna Kiwi Klean Bau Fruity)
+ basuh toilet dorang (ade yg jenis x berak dlm pasir)
+ mandikan bebudak tuh seramai 7 ekor, sekor dh mandi ari sabtu
(sekor2 meraung, memekik, melolong & memekak cam kene
CELUP dalam air AIS & haku dapat cakaran asmara FREE dr Cheesedale.)
+ cuci cage kat luar dapur tp pasir abg TNB yg tuko (thanks Sayang!)
+ lipat baju (yg dh 2 hari cam pesta baju2 plak bergantungan bawah tangga)
+ basuh baju yg dah menimbun dalam bakul (4 round termasuk basuh alas2 kaki & tola bebudak tuh)
hasil leteran haku :



(haku dtg rajin bila Ahad mlm senin. Sudahnyer lepas keje sume siap, kul 2 am baru haku tido!!)